My hair reeks of homosexuality.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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