Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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