Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize
