whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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