small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
