Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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