I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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