question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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