dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
high people should be assigned attendants
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's blow job season.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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