I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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