Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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