What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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