is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize