rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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