We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm both gender and math confused
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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