I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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