i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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