I don't usually arrange sex via text message
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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