I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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