Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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