what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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