He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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