I'm going to jail i love you
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Randomize
