I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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