I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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