I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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