you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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