So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Randomize
