Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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