Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
this is an emotional support booty call
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
