Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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