you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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