Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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