I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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