you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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