well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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