just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize