i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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