This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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