I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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