you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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