Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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