Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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