i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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