Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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