if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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