That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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