Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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