well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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