Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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