shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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