I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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