No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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